So she’s getting ready to leave for work and won’t come turn off the light because “[I]‘ll jump her”. I reach over and turn it off while she leaves the room. Next thing I know she’s back in the room for a goodbye hug and kiss. She’s really squeezing too, the kind of hug that feels just great.
So I’m thinking “Hey,this would be a good time if I were not a pussy wimp” like I have been thinking a LOT lately.
And she starts going “yes yes yes yes yes”.
So I say “I was just thinking that actually”.
“Thinking what?”
“Will you marry me?”
“No”
Ok, maybe she thinks I’m joking.
“No I mean it, will you be my wife?”
“Forever?”
“Forever.”
“Yes”
Then we do more of those really fun hugs and those really good kisses and then she has to leave for work and she’s going to be late.
So uh… that’s that. Than I’m too awake to go back to sleep and I come read posts about Bukkakke and killer airplanes.

28 comments
Comment by i_am_here_now on September 21, 2005 at 11:32 am
That’s awesome
Comment by Josh Miller on September 21, 2005 at 12:59 pm
I feel awesome.
Comment by nick_metal on September 21, 2005 at 12:23 pm
YES!! Awesome.
Comment by 4hodmt on September 21, 2005 at 12:27 pm
Good thing you posted it here otherwise we’d have to revoke your nerd license
Good luck, and remember diamonds aren’t really rare or valuable, they’re just controlled by a monopolistic organisation.
Comment by animeg3282 on September 21, 2005 at 12:44 pm
Mike, you big silly! Don’t lecture people on diamonds when they are sharing news of their joy! Congratulations, Ramen! May you have a joyous marriage.
Comment by Josh Miller on September 21, 2005 at 12:56 pm
It will be spectacularly awesome.
Comment by Josh Miller on September 21, 2005 at 12:56 pm
Yes, I strive to be as nerdy as possible.
PS, likely won’t spend more than 200 on a ring, if that.
Comment by alexlucard on September 21, 2005 at 1:12 pm
Awesome! Congrats!
Comment by jbernoski on September 21, 2005 at 3:59 pm
Comment by Josh Miller on September 21, 2005 at 5:49 pm
That icon is great.
Comment by jbernoski on September 21, 2005 at 9:20 pm
Thanks. Do me a favor and do something really deviant with your wife some time. Every group of people who marry and just have normal sex is like another huge victory for family values. So when she asks why you want to piss in her mouth, tell her that.
Comment by pahsons on September 22, 2005 at 1:40 am
I really fail to see that connection,
Comment by jbernoski on September 22, 2005 at 10:34 am
Every happy normal white wedding is a home run for family values. I think every marrying couple should become a foursome (wife,husband,girlfriend,boyfriend) or start pissing in one anothers mouths just to stick it to family values.
Comment by Josh Miller on September 22, 2005 at 12:46 pm
….
That’s gross etc.
Comment by pahsons on September 22, 2005 at 9:59 pm
Yes, that’s exactly what needs to be done. You are never going to get laid with that mindset.
Maybe if I was still dating someone I didn’t have a lick of respect for, but not my wife and the mother of my children.
Comment by pluvius on September 21, 2005 at 6:54 pm
Congratulations
Kind of tacky to do it without a ring, but congratulations.
Rob
Comment by Josh Miller on September 21, 2005 at 8:23 pm
Re: Congratulations
Meh, like mike said re: the ring I suppose. Also this way she can pick something out.
Comment by evilneps on September 21, 2005 at 8:47 pm
So I’m sensing the keyword is awesome.
Comment by pahsons on September 22, 2005 at 1:37 am
YOU SHUT UP
Comment by pluvius on September 22, 2005 at 3:13 am
No, it’s “congratulations” (or as the hip people say, “congrats”).
Rob
Comment by jbernoski on September 22, 2005 at 10:35 am
Congratulawesome.
Comment by rustybutterkniv on September 21, 2005 at 9:05 pm
Congratulations
Comment by agentbinky on September 21, 2005 at 9:45 pm
Congrats, dude.
Comment by pahsons on September 22, 2005 at 1:38 am
Wow
NO RING >:O
AND ONLY $200 FOR ONE?!
Anyways, congrats. You’re only six years behind me
Comment by Josh Miller on September 22, 2005 at 12:46 pm
Re: Wow
Yes, the one she likes isn’t that pricey.
Comment by Anonymous on September 22, 2005 at 1:45 am
Congrats.
Congratulations. I wish you all the best.
Aaron
Comment by irdisillusion on September 23, 2005 at 10:29 pm
Hey, lookie there. I track down my old buddy Ramen and he goes and proposes. Talk about good timing eh?
Congrats man!
(Slight memory jog: AGFF about 5 or 6 years ago
)
Comment by Josh Miller on September 24, 2005 at 6:40 pm
I remember you. I don’t think it’s been quit that long ago though has it?