Pana schools has this annual event where they host a magic show for the kids to come and watch. I took the kids to see it last year. I took off work in time to take them this year. Unfortunately my oldest had a bad case of diarrhea.
Or so she claimed. Se has a tendency to exaggerate that sort of thing. The younger two were devastated when we decided we couldn’t go. In the end though I changed my mind and we all went albeit a little lately.
On the way out of the driveway, the cat walks up in front of the car. I slowly creep forward hoping ot scare it off, which works except that it’s running away down the driveway and not off into the darkness around us a hoped.
My youngest daughter says rather solemnly, “You can kill it if you want.”
My son reminds her that it’s her cat she’s talking about and she says even more solemnly, “I know.”
You see, she’s really excited about going to see the magic show. Apparently she’s decided sacrificing the cat is worth the extra 10 seconds I’d gain.
After the show the magician gave out balloon animals. She didn’t like her parrot though I personally thought it was pretty awesome since you could clip it onto your shoulder like a pirate. She then proceeded to take great pleasure in un-twisting the parrot then popping it. Later I found she had done the same thing to my son’s balloon dog.