How Google Taught Me to Hate The Cloud

Well, that was quick.  I guess.

As I tend to ramble on about here, I am a fickle indecisive mess when it comes to how to best manage all of my digital data.  I have been pushing more and more to "The cloud", cloud services, cloud hosting, cloud cloud cloud. 

I secretly hate the phrase "The Cloud" by the way.  I despise it.  It’s "Online" or "The Internet", the cloud is a really annoying buzzword.  I believe it stems somewhat from The internet being depicted as a could on line diagrams.  This comes from drawing network maps and wanting an easy way to represent the World Wide Web.  The Internet isn’t a cloud really at all.  It’s basically a huge clump of fibers and copper hooked between a shitload of routers of various sizes transmitting flashes of light and electricity between each other.  The Web is a better analogy then the Cloud but spiders are creepy.  Hell, calling it "A Series of Tubes" is actually more accurate than a cloud.  Even the RF involved with WiFi isn’t a disperes clump of like molecules floating in space.  Those transmissions are still a "virtual series of imaginary tubes" at their core.

But whatever.

The point is, I have been heavily advocating the use of the Internet for a while.  Maybe I’m just getting tired of it, but I find lately I care less and less about it.  This has permeated all aspects of what I do for my hobbies and non work life.  Despite the best efforts of loads of Internet Citizens, the web is slowly transforming from the crazy fun Wild Wild West into some sort of locked down internment camp.

There are ads everywhere.  i keep getting emails about "leaks" and "hacks" at websites that I’ve used in the past.  There is increasing tension around the idea of corporate and government surveillance of the bits in the name of stopping piracy or terrorism.   It’s just quickly becoming a scary mess.

Then there is the closing of Google Reader.

I’ve experienced sites being closed on me before.  I generally don’t care since it’s a service I never used (most likely because no one else was using it this, why it was closing).  I’ve even experienced this via Google.  I used to use Google Tasks and Google Wave, both have been gone for a while.  But Wave was gimmicky and a limited option and was eventually superseded by Google Docs.  Tasks wasn’t a major loss, there are probably a hundred different Tasks Manager methods and programs out there, many of which are superior to Google Tasks.

There are no good Google Reader alternatives.  Maybe there will be, but there isn’t anything quite as good.  I do not want to use Google Plus or replace my RSS with a bunch of cluttered Twitter and Facebook feeds (which often contain extraneous microblog posts and clutter my own stream). 

I also really like and need RSS.  I like small time blogs.  i don’t have time to regularly check to see if Bob’s Toy Blogger updated it’s once a month update, but I can add it to my RSS feed and wait for an update to slide in.  i feel like Google’s killing of RSS not only hurts the people who rely on it to get news, but it hurts the small time people like myself who rely on it to make it convenient to get their posts out. 

I can see where Google is going here.  It’s all Google+ now.  Reader will be replaced with a cluttered filtered Google Plus stream that is useless.  The real take away I’ve gotten is even Google, whom i relied on above all else, is not reliable to be there.

It makes me question my current online backup strategy completely.  I’ve already consolidated a lot fo my document level data into Evernote.  My Google Docs is empty, I feed news articles I want to keep into Evernote.  I store bits of code for the few times I ever do any coding.  I save stories and my own writing there.  It’s all there.  I realize this is kind of an "all in one basket" mindset that may not be good either.  There are several ways to backup Evernote however and, more importantly, Evernote is in the business of selling note taking software.  They don’t have social ads and email and virtual drives and video hosting and a thousand services, they pretty much just do <hankhill>Evernote and Evernote Accessories<hankhill>.

Also it means less data in the hands of Google, which is becoming increasingly less trustworthy.

There is some residual distrust created as well.  I’m using Skydrive to backup files, but Windows 8 is universally loathed and Office 365 is just as overpriced as normal Office.  I know Microsoft is a huge company that probably isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, but I do foresee them floundering a bit in the coming future as the wheels come off the mistake that was Windows 8.  I can see a service that is probably mostly a money loser like Skydrive hitting the cutting room floor when the shit hits the fan over there.

I’ve been pretty loyal to Flickr for years and I’ve found some tools to automate bulk uploads to use it as a secondary backup but Yahoo is a company that’s more of a mess than any other large tech company I can think of and Flickr is a definitely money loser for them (high bandwidth + dwindling user base is always a problem).

So one additional little bit fueling my Cloud distrust comes from my recent push to get more organized with my data.  I’ve been going through my thousands of book marks, sorting them into an online Delicious clone I set up or clipping them to Evernote for archival.  This of course leads to some dead links.  It’s a subtle reminder that this data will not be there forever.

I know, this is like my third time “quitting” Google Plus.  I’m probably not going to actively delete my account this round but I am still done.  I gave it a fairly whole hearted got his round but it just… isn’t there.  I doubt it ever will be.

Basically, I wanted to try communities, and I used them as an excuse to try to improve my experience by adding more interesting people.  You know, to make the place seem less dead.  This still didn’t really seem to help, there just isn’t enough activity to keep it interesting and i still get zero feed back on anything.   Maybe what I’m posting is garbage, which I’ll admit is probably the case, but that seems unlikely as most of it seems to go over pretty well on Facebook and Twitter.  Hell, I even do fairly decently on Reddit as far as response and feedback.

Ultimately it just felt like a waste of time.  I certainly am not getting the experience about “more better feed back” I keep hearing touted by some folks.  The problem is “some folks” are a bunch of tech reporters and commentators who are already popular.  These comments also feel like more of a nostalgia for the old days of Twitter, when it was just the techies on there and the folks with the highest number of followers were people like Leo Laporte instead of Justin Bieber.

Anyway, i have not posted a significant amount of stuff there that was original content, but what little I have I’ll probably mirror here because that’s how I roll.  I tried some importing but it seems to only do the last 20 or so posts and catches things I’ve shared from others as well.

Which brings up one factor in Google Plus’ crummyness, the API sucks.  I am not a developer, but I like what developers do with these things.  I like having a client for Twitter (Seesmic).  I like being able to feed my blog in automatically (Facebook and Twitter).  I like being able to archive my content out if I want.  There just isn’t any of that.  The excuse is Google doesn’t want G+ to just be a syndication of other social networks, which mostly just feels snobby.  Yeah, some will do that, but it is a good way to help jump start things.

I think the real issue comes from the very start and launch of G+.  It wasn’t feature or design perfect initially but that’s forgivable.  Except it didn’t come out the gate limping a little, it came out of the gate missing a leg.  It a move that can only be described as idiotic, there was no support for Apps accounts.  That is, people who host their own domain through Google for email etc.

This is how I handle my email myself.  I have @mydomains which is a gmail account and I have an @gmail account.

Why was this such a problem?  People who are early adopters, who would have heralded and really pushed this service at the start, tend to be pretty tech savvy and tend to use Apps accounts.  It’s that simple.

Yeah, they probably have an @gmail account and could have used that except this becomes a problem in the future when Apps accounts become supported (which they eventually did).  Now, you’ve build up a following on @gmail and you want to switch to @mydomain.  There is no way to ensure people will transfer, now you have disconnected content streams, etc etc.

It’s a nightmare.  So Apps users sat by the side, or “sort of used it” on @gmail.  It languished for too long, people got tired of it or forgot about it.  By the time Apps accounts were added it was too late.  Your tech promoters started to show up but by that point your supporting more casual @gmail crowd had gotten bored.  A total impedance mismatch that pretty much just resulted in a stagnant dull experience.

Then there are other factors.  Google keeps trying to force Plus on folks by integrating ti with all of it’s other services more and more.  This causes more issues in places like Youtube which has received a slightly ugly visual makeover and also constantly nags you about “Don’t you want to use your real name?”

No Google, it seems like you’d know this already but a lot of people online use fake names or pseudonyms that sound relish.  It’s been this way pretty much since the inception of the internet.  That’s kind of part of the beauty of the internet, a single person can be themselves, or someone else, or even several people pretty easily.

Anyway, I’m just rambling off topic now…

Because email is too mainstream. 

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